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In the unlikely event that I ever kill a 10 year old girl or do anything else to arouse media interest, a note to you reporters: what you are reading is called a "blog" or "journal". Please do not refer to this in your stories as an "online diary." Thank you.
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My company is rescinding my recent promotion because their employee tracking software indicates that I listen to the m-w.com pronounciation of the word "niggardly" too often.
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My mom sent me this in the mail recently:

"When I grow up I want to be a Nintendow game maker because I think it would be fun to design your own Nintendov game I also want to be a zooaligest because I like studieing animals and I'm thinking about being a Lawer because I would get payed a lot. When I was two I wanted to be a pirot but I don't think I'm too thrild about That any more befor that I wanted to be a wreseler but I have made some changes."

-drederick, Feb. '89


To cope with this I have started my own comic:

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Whenever I try to watch the news there is always some beef or a cow or some such on there. Its hard not to think about beef now. Luckily most of the store's beef products were on sale today. Tonight is going to be sweet.